The world is a wondrous place:

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan. Aren’t these better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation?"

Here are just a few examples. Here is more.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

***

Your file was so big.
  It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone.

***

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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2 Responses to “New artform - Japanese computer error messages in Haiku”

  1. Zimon on January 22nd, 2007 15:52 pm

    More here

    1998. Damm I’m getting old.

  2. Alice Bachini-Smith on January 30th, 2007 16:02 pm

    Wow, that’s beautiful. (More likely to make me cry than the short film, actually).

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