For IT departments everywhere:
I bet their orders have gone through the roof after this. I also feel I must agree with this commenter on Engadget:
The Retro Encabulator is AMAZING. Only one flaw; side feed magnetic flow control processors can only divert amplitude inversing digital readouts to a single marsel vane. To correct this problem, jumper JP8 to JP14 with parity wire and crossfeed the verbose input shaft with magnetic tape. Only wrap the tape twice to avoid capular soil feedback. Great work Rockwell Automations!
Bonus link: Turbo encabulator.



Adam
on Mar 6th, 2008
@ 15:48 pm:
I’m just off to a meeting with our IT department, and now I’m going to be sniggering every time one of them goes on a jargon marathon…