Found it just in time for Easter, Christvertising:
Whether yours is a small, big or internationally renowned brand, God’s is infinitely larger.
Christvertising is a network of communications specialists and advertising professionals, which helps you navigate through the maze that is the world of competitive brands. If you like your product, so do we, but more importantly so does God. We believe that nothing is possible without the Lord’s blessing and consent. Your product is no exception. May God bless your Brand.
How quaintly medieval! And yet, has more rationale than the current advertising practices.
And as commenters here point out:
I think “God doesn’t love your brand” would be a good t-shirt… With a little graph depicting a decline in sales.
Philippe Borremans
on Mar 18th, 2008
@ 11:33 am:
Where do you find these things….?!
Sarah
on Jul 13th, 2008
@ 2:31 am:
At first, I couldn’t tell whether this was a joke or not!
Great idea for the T-shirt!