…the "rear of the human body" and "between two imaginary lines, one on each side of the body (the ‘outside lines’), which outside lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and which perpendicular outside lines pass through the outermost point(s) at which each nate meets the outer side of each leg."
- this pinnacle of verbosity was found in county ordinance from Pennsylvania requiring strippers to keep one-third of their buttocks covered while dancing, struggling for more than 300 words to pinpoint the behind of the dancer.
Isaac Schrödinger
on Nov 10th, 2005
@ 15:09 pm:
Between Two Imaginary Lines
For the love of Allah, stop beating around the bush and just say it! Verbosity via Samizdata.
Lloyd
on Nov 10th, 2005
@ 18:33 pm:
Gosh, I hope this video doesn’t get shown in Pennsylvania, or I’m in trouble.
Adriana
on Nov 10th, 2005
@ 19:38 pm:
Thanks for.. sharing, Lloyd. We love you anyway.
Einzige
on Nov 11th, 2005
@ 12:22 pm:
Sounds like something G.W.F. Hegel would have written.
Alan
on Mar 15th, 2008
@ 18:52 pm:
“the rear of the human body”, now thats really funny.